465.

For some reason, I must comment upon Johnny Damon. He's a traitor and the Yankees should be shot. He's not Jesus anymore because they made him cut his Jesus-hair. HAHA, Yankees, you just shot yourselves in the foot by ruining your only chance at the World Series, HAHA.

Anyway, Vault is really good, and also really caffeinated. I've been really hyper for, like, three days now because of it.

I found Boo Radley in an orange folder in a box under my desk.

Yesterday I went to Springfield with Kelsey and Courtney, and we went to DICK'S (and other random sports stores)! I got caffeinated gum. It's great. We were going to play DDR but creepy people were playing (and showing off). I saw the creepy Andrew who stalks the arcade. We saw our homie Aaron. We committed about twenty-four hate crimes. We then stopped in Beardstown on the way home, got millions of paint chips, and stayed in Beardstizzle for a really long time because apparently there was a giant tornado that was going to kill us if we went to Rushville. We went to McDonald's and watched the huge amounts of rain from inside, where Kelsey paid for stuff in mostly all pennies. I GOT A WHEAT PENNY! It's from 1951. It excited me. We then went to Courtney's house, told Kris we were going to slash his tires (he had just gotten his license), and got more caffeine. Oh, and we saw a cop wearing no seat belt. We should have citizens-arrested him.

lolz i'm mean.